Great thumpin in yer face broke
staggerin, rollin around, headachy, blubberin broke—
and the wants...
I got the new car wants.
I wanna new car–
Not just any old new car.
Not a Ford– thunk
nor a chebby trocke uuhhhn–
but a little run out & jump in and
quick- turn around and jump out
whiz—whiz- whiz kind of car-
robin egg blue or minty jade green-
look at yer face in the shine–
zip - zip - wow kind of car
with an exotic name like
yaris or aveo. A real wrinkle
proof - kapow- kick yer caddy
in the ass and run off dancin kind of car.
A sixteen thou - ou - ousand dollar
But I’m broke
My friend of over 30 years says
“Tom I got the dough– the real sit on yer ass shakin out
green stuff.. Say the word and you can take
that little whiz bucket dancin..
“Ah -h -h , thank you good buddie” says I
“But what about that little drag behind
you been wantin for yer
Hey Tom, I don’t really need that -
Its just a bucket of bolts and besides that
blah blah blah & I just like to see you happy.
Well in spite of an occasional case of the wants–
I guess I am happy – I’m happy I got friends like
you and old marj and mitsu who are willin to put up with my BS.
So ?? - So who wants a little old blue tin can?